IF THESE WALLS COULD JOKE is a new, intimate comedy experience where the rustic brick walls (and you) hear everything and keep the secrets.

This month’s lineup brings together some of the sharpest voices in D.C. and beyond: Rola Z, a standout producer and storyteller known for crafting raw, personal sets; Mahmoud Jaber, creator of From Here(ish), whose comedy blends cultural insight with sharp, disarming honesty; Anthony Oakes, a dynamic crowd-work master and one of the city’s most electric hosts; Matilda Epstein (Hotbed), known for her offbeat writing and alt-comedy edge; Abe Messing (The Onion, Capital Laughs), delivering sharp satire; and Simone, a commanding performer with a bold, unpredictable style that keeps audiences leaning in.

Six comedians dig deep to share hilarious, true stories you won’t hear anywhere else — all in a warm, welcoming space.